The USS Shitpollst
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lunabee34Nobody from ENT or DISCO on here because I've not yet seen those. Also, positive I left somebody imminently date-worthy off the list. Tell me about them in comments. Also feel free to elaborate in comments on why you would or would not date certain characters. For purposes of this poll, please assume all dating takes places when characters are adults and said dating causes no infidelity (aka Keiko has left Miles or else she's fine with you dating him).
Who would you date?
Kirk
3 (20.0%)
Spock
5 (33.3%)
Bones
8 (53.3%)
Uhura
8 (53.3%)
Chekov
4 (26.7%)
Sulu
7 (46.7%)
Scotty
1 (6.7%)
Chapel
2 (13.3%)
Janice Rand
3 (20.0%)
Picard
3 (20.0%)
Riker
3 (20.0%)
Data
2 (13.3%)
Wesley
1 (6.7%)
Beverly
4 (26.7%)
Deanna
3 (20.0%)
Tasha
3 (20.0%)
Worf
2 (13.3%)
Guinan
2 (13.3%)
O'Brien
1 (6.7%)
Geordi
7 (46.7%)
Sisko
3 (20.0%)
Jake
3 (20.0%)
Nog
1 (6.7%)
Rom
1 (6.7%)
Quark
0 (0.0%)
Leeta
1 (6.7%)
Kira
4 (26.7%)
Ezri
4 (26.7%)
Kai Winn
1 (6.7%)
Dukat
1 (6.7%)
Damar
1 (6.7%)
Weyoun
1 (6.7%)
Odo
3 (20.0%)
Jadzia
5 (33.3%)
Keiko
3 (20.0%)
Bashir
5 (33.3%)
Vic Fontaine
0 (0.0%)
Kasidy
2 (13.3%)
Janeway
5 (33.3%)
Chakotay
2 (13.3%)
Tom
2 (13.3%)
B'Elanna
4 (26.7%)
Harry
3 (20.0%)
Tuvok
3 (20.0%)
Neelix
0 (0.0%)
Kes
3 (20.0%)
Seven
3 (20.0%)
Barclay
1 (6.7%)
the Doctor
2 (13.3%)
Lawaxana Troi
3 (20.0%)
Garak
2 (13.3%)
Pulaski
1 (6.7%)
Ro Laren
4 (26.7%)
Q
3 (20.0%)
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Date: 2019-09-04 12:34 am (UTC)Spock and Tuvok--I don't think I could date a Vulcan; I am extremely emotional, and I think the logic would piss me off in the context of a romantic relationship.
Dukat, Damar, Weyoun, Kai Winn--all villains
Guinan--she's so old and wise; I bet she'd be patronizing without meaning to
Kes--has a very short expiration date; not setting myself up for heartbreak
Q--would drive me nuts
Barclay--we would feed each other's anxiety and paranoia to epic heights
Tasha, Neelix, Odo, Chakotay, Vic--don't do it for me; like them as characters; not really attracted
Garak--don't think I could ever trust him completely
Sisko--he's about to become the wormhole Messiah and fuck off to parts unknown; no thanks
Quark--he'd be fun, but you know he'd get up to some harebrained scheme and lose all your retirement money or whatever
Kira--she's really intense and religious and I have had enough of both those things (but my god she is hot)
Data--I love Data, but do not want to be part of teaching him how to human